Is Obama a Member of Al Qaeda?

Question by Bo D: Is Obama A Member Of Al Qaeda?
I’m like starting to get into politics and stuff and my parents are real strict Republicans and they said nobody knows who Obama is or where he came from, they said he says he went to Columbia for college but there’s no photos of him, they said he moved back and forth from hawaii to indonesia, and other bad stuff. They said he is a cocaine addicted crazed Muslim extremist terrorist hellbent on killing every last American with their own bombs as a secret member of Al Qaeda, and that “Barack Obama” translates in Aghanistanish to “Murderer Of All White Babies”…is this true? Why would America vote for the leader of Al Qaeda that wants to murder little kids? What’s this country coming to? I’m so confused.

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